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DAFT is coming Holmes
This morning the DAFT party got air time on the Paul Holmes breakfast show on Newstalk ZB. Currently waiting to see if can get a sound bite of it to post on here. We are assured of two more voters who...
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DAFT’s Back
After a little sabbatical, we’re back. To commemorate this, we’re having a party meeting/booze up. Date: Sunday, April 6, 2008 Time: 4:00pm – 6:00pm Location: Southern Cross Garden Bar, Street: Abel...
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A policy release
The DAFT Party is still alive. Heed this citizens of New Zealand. We will now be releasing policy on a regular basis, or whenever I can afford to get drunk and write policy from the naked...
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Calling all Finns!
Calling all people from Finland who were outraged at the sacking of Ilkka Kanerva: Move to New Zealand and Help the DAFT Party! The DAFT Party extends the hand of friendship to Ilkka Kanerva, and will...
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Alternate China policy
Polls have just come in, and China has suffered a major loss in consumer confidence. This spells bad tidings for the next three quarters. The DAFT Party have come up with a solution that will bolster...
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John Key, the wimp
Recently the National Party of New Zealand, blatantly stole one of the DAFT Party’s policies. This caused a massive upheaval within the Party. Something had to be done, so we challenged John Key to a...
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DAFT recruitment drive
To be a registered party the electoral commission says that we need 500 members. With the Facebook group sitting on 323, and the Bebo group sitting on 40 with a few double ups that means that there...
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Salute to Boris
Boris Johnson, the new Mayor of London, has been called a few things lately, and one of those adjectives is DAFT. So we decided to contact Boris and congrautlate him and offer him a life membership to...
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Boris’s PA replies!
———- Forwarded message ———- From: Melissa Crawshay-Williams <**********@hotmail.co.uk> Date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 1:38 AM Subject: RE: NZ DAFT Party salutes you! To:...
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Joel Cosgrove we want you
Dear Joel Cosgrove Please stop working for the Workers Party, they’re no good. They’re all about sad stuff. We all know that your true affiliation lies with the DAFT Party of NZ. That comical beard,...
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